Jokes about government contractors
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Alessandra Ambrosio. Age: 23. Charming, graceful fairy of love.. If you want affection and warmth, then I'm waiting for you. We will enjoy each other ... My hands will gently slide over your tense body, causing desire.
How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing? Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry. Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? I just found out the contractor that did my electrical work wasn't even licensed. Needless to say, I was shocked!
Maisie Williams. Age: 31. You will not be disappointed! I am greedy for sex, wild and unstoppable. My energy will drive you crazy. I will moan, squirm and make me want my body more and more. Dive with me in the sea of debauchery and lust. Be my bad boy and I will be your bad girl. I will squeeze you to the last drop, but even then I will hardly calm down. I will dress as you wish, I like stockings and heels.
By jonmjohnson , February 28, in Contracting Workforce. Once again I am looking to tap into the collective intelligence, and humor, of this community to see if anyone would be interested in a fun little project though this messageboard. I am looking to collect and assemble any jokes or humorous anecdotes related to the federal government and contracting. This is not something I am looking to publish but merely collect for my own and hopefully other's amusement. Let me give an example:.