Jokes about government contractors

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The 73+ Best Contractor Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing? Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry. Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? I just found out the contractor that did my electrical work wasn't even licensed. Needless to say, I was shocked!

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By jonmjohnson , February 28, in Contracting Workforce. Once again I am looking to tap into the collective intelligence, and humor, of this community to see if anyone would be interested in a fun little project though this messageboard. I am looking to collect and assemble any jokes or humorous anecdotes related to the federal government and contracting. This is not something I am looking to publish but merely collect for my own and hopefully other's amusement. Let me give an example:.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.